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WHAT IS "BIMBOLICIOUS"?


Bimbolicious is a hell away from home.I made this community because, somewhere along the way, I realized I missed having a group of people to actually hang out with. People drift, friend groups change, life gets busy, and suddenly you’re a married adult wondering where the hell everybody went. So instead of sitting around waiting for a new friend group to magically appear, I decided to make one.A place for adults to hang out, talk, play games, roleplay, send memes, sit in voice chat, listen to music, count to infinity for some reason, and generally become everyone else’s problem. So like...get adopted nerd.Roleplay is a big part of the server, but it’s not meant to be stressful or overly serious. It’s very much “it happens as it happens.” One day we might be surviving a zombie apocalypse, the next we might be pirates, and the day after that we might end up at a magical fairy princess school. God help us all we're going places, nowhere good but definitely places :3.You don’t need to be an experienced roleplayer to be here. You don’t need to be loud. You don’t need to already know everybody. Just be an adult, use common sense, treat people like human beings, and don’t make things weird in the bad way.We are here to chill, be non-political, chill (again), rain chaos, be a little cozy, very dramatic, but hopefully without actual drama. It’s a public community with the goal of becoming something that feels like a friend group. A place where people can meet, hang out, try new games, make characters, be ridiculous, and maybe feel a little less lonely.TL;DR
Bimbolicious is funny, stupid, ridiculous, nostalgic, and being run by an autistic crackhead gremlin with ADHD.
Welcome in.Be afraid.But, like, affectionately.


RULES 4 U

Rules will be added AS/IF needed. We operate on pretty basic common sense, if you don't want it done to you, don't do it to other people.


。・::・★。・::✶ RULE ONE ・::・★。・::✶
YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER IN REAL LIFE & IN GAME TO PARTICIPATE IN BIMBOLICIOUS.
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DISCRIMINATION, BULLYING, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR, CALL-OUTS, AND WITCH-HUNTS ARE NOT TOLERATED AND WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE ACTION. THIS INCLUDES DISCRIMINATION BASED ON SEX, GENDER, ETHNICITY, RACE, RELIGION, POLITICAL AFFILIATION, AND SIMILAR ATTRIBUTES.
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WHILE WE AREN'T STRICTLY SFW AND WILL NEVER BE. WE DO NOT WANT PUBLIC ERP OR HEAVY NSFW. PLEASE LIVE UP TO THE NAMESAKE AND KEEP YOUR PRIVATES PRIVATE. NO IRL NUDES
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WE'RE NOT A POLITICAL SERVER. PUBLIC CHANNELS AND CHATS IN-GAME SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR POLITICAL CONVERSATIONS/DEBATES. ANY CONVERSATIONS SHOULD BE HELD AND RESOLVED IN PRIVATE DMS WITHOUT INVOLVING THE REST OF THE COMMUNITY.
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FOLLOW AND ABIDE BY DISCORD TERMS OF SERVICE.

BIMBOLICIOUS DECREE


BIMBOLICIOUS is always experimenting with new ways to create interactive fun that appeals to Hardcore, Casual, and Non-Roleplayers alike.Our venue is built as a creative sandbox & vehical to tell a story. We designed this place to test fresh ideas, playful formats, and event-driven experiences that encourage participation, expression, and connection. From themed chaos to hands-on games and rotating concepts.✨💕

TRIVA NIGHT


DO YOU LIKE oddly-specific topics, are in possession of a wealth of (mostly) useless information, or just love getting your brain teased? Out-think (or out-search) everyone else to walk away with bragging rights, and maybe even a little prize?Bimbolicious has got you covered! Think fast chuckle fuck because only the speediest will get the worms!


GLAMOURISTA SHOWDOWN

READY TO FLEX YOUR FASHION BRAIN, BESTIE? 💕Glamourista Showdown is where cute chaos meets killer glam. Inspired by Dress To Impress, Stolen by Kiwi, and now hosted in our venue! You’ll be given one must-use clothing item and a theme (Check the Bimbolicious Blog or Discord Please) 💅📱), then it’s time to build a look that eats.Hit the venue, strut the catwalk like you own the place, and serve face, flow, and confidence. Our three judges will rate you 1–5 on Flow, Creativity, and Color. So bring the drip, bring the attitude, and prove you’re that girl!

ANY AND ALL OUTFITS SUBMITTED TO GLAMOURISTA SHOWDOWN MUST BE PURE VANILLA.

CLASSIC AUCTIONS

- ANY AND ALL auctionees must be 18 years or older to participate. Any participants found to violate this will be permanently banned.- AUCTIONEES are free to offer any service(s) they are comfortable with, unless specifically stated otherwise. We are not responsible for any service offered by the Auctionee that violates FFXIV's Terms of Service.- BIMBOLICIOUS as a venue cannot endorse the use of ToS-breaking practices but we respect the individual's right to decide what risks they are willing to take upon themselves. However, we ask for you to keep it private and off our stage.- WE ENCOURAGE the auction of individuals with skills. No AI Generative Services, or you will be disqualified from being auctioned.- THE HOUSE allows group auctions of any number.
If you miss your call-up, (disconnections exempted) you will have to sign up again as long as the list is open.
- IN THE UNFORTUNATE EVENT, we are unable to sell you within a reasonable time-limit, the House will not take 20% off the House bid. You will also only be required to perform any agreed service to the House for 10 minutes before we release you back into the wild.- IF YOU WISH to be auctioned again, you must first fulfill the minimum one-hour obligation to your Buyer.- FIRST TIME PARTICIPANTS (for the night) will be given priority over repeat participants. By signing up to be auctioned a second time, you agree to be given a lower priority in order to allow everyone else the chance to participateCome bid, get bid on, or just sit pretty and watch the drama unfold—because at Bimbolicious, being extra is always in style 💋💿

BIDS & POST-PURCHASE

- ALL BIDS made in "/yell" chat are deemed as definitive. Any individual who retracts their bid(s) will be warned and banned from bidding after repeated offence.- AUCTIONEES will be released to the Buyer only after full payment has been made to the House.- IN THE CASE of group auctions, payment will be made to the player who signed up for the auction only.- UPON BEING SOLD, Auctionees are required to fulfill a one hour minimum obligation to their Buyer (within reason), regardless of the bid. Failure to do so without a reasonable cause will result in either a warning or ban depending on severity.- ANY FURTHER TRANSACTION between Auctionee and Buyer is strictly between the respective parties. Bimbolicious is not responsible for anything beyond the auction process.- THE HOUSE cannot protect Auctionees or Buyers if you leave the venue.

SAFETY & PROTECTION

[AUCTIONEES] If there is someone causing you trouble, whom you do not want buying you for any reason, please LET STAFF KNOW. We will ensure that you are not sold against your will.[BUYERS] If the person you purchased from auction fails to deliver or leaves before fulfilling their agreed service, Please contact us with any relevant proof on the same night of auction. Any potential compensation will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

80/20 SPLIT POLICY

WHY DO WE DO 80/20 SPLIT? : Bimbolicious employs a self-sustaining business model and rely on earnings from services to keep our doors open.We do not depend on constant gil injections from the owners or any others. As such, the house takes a 20% cut off each successful auction to cover a number of operating expenses, including but not limited to ->- Paying our staff for their time and services
- Paying any hired bards and DJs
- Contest prizes and giveaways
- Event Funding
- Bar stock and general upkeep
With your continued love and support, we hope to keep doing what we love - hosting fun evenings at Bimbolicious - for a long time to come ♥

KIWI MOUSEY

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THE WEEKLY SLOP


✨💄 MONDAY JUNE 15TH 2026 💄✨Finally launching the project after life finally settled down for me to focus on this again! Welcome everyone reading this, and I hope you enjoy you're stay at Bimbolicious!- Kiwi


✨💄 MONDAY APRIL 6TH 2026 💄✨Hello! This feels a little strange to do but welcome to the blog! This is sorta just an introductory entry just to kinda get me used to doing it. Will this stick around? Will I drop this after a bit of doing it? Who knows! -^ w ^ -Today is the first day Bimbolicious's little hopes are starting to be fully realized. I was sorta feeling dejected for a while because my laptop exploded and as of this date I was primarily doing everything by myself. Making huge progress just to suddenly have it all go KAPOOSH? Ugh that is such a huge motivation killer!
I'm not giving up though. With my new laptop im fully ready to finally bring bimbolicious to life! The carrd is making great progress but i'm definitely putting off some stuff till later. Right now our biggest struggle is housing and finding one! Once that's in order it really will be go time to finally get this thing off the ground.
I still need to set up my stream for the radio, and I need to test out a new game i've been working on during the process of setting this all up. Im hoping to get bimbolicious up and running before 2027.And that's it really, no real news to give after that.- Kiwi


JOIN VIB CLUB

WHAT IS VIB CLUB?For the Very Important Bimbo who deserves nothing but max glam and mega pampering!WHAT MAKES A VIB?
VIB is awarded to our patrons who went out of their way to support our venue by boosting our discord!
Thats right this is our special, extra sparkly thank you to the real ones! You boost us, we boost you, and we won't boost each other....wait a second.VIB is entirely options and WILL NEVER affect an opening or your overall venue experience. This is just some extra bonuses for those who go above and beyond.VIB PERKS INCLUDE :💄 Priority pampering & front-row glam treatment
💎 Access to our most exclusive, glittery lounge spaces
🍸 Free Bar Service
💖 200,000 Monthly Venue Credit (spend it instead of gil!)
🎁 Exclusive giveaways & one VIB-only party every month
💬 Exclusive VIB Discord chat
✨ Special VIB role in Discord
😍 One custom emoji of your choice added to the server (TOS-friendly, duh 💅)
📸 One complimentary gpose per opening (gposer must be available & service requested)
Because being an Icon deserves perks 💕💄✨

ELLIE FLORENCE

Huge MASSIVE thank you to Ellie — The wonderful graphic designer and owner of The White Rabbit. who made some goddamn incredible magic with our logo and basically set the tone for this entire operation. Please check out her links below, you WILL NOT REGRET working with her~!✨💋

LIGHT ARCHON


HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO TRASH — Introducing my extremely good friend, Light! Master of Sprouts! Keeper of the Night! Adventurer at heart! Wife of Skadi! The list goes on and on!Light is here because light is awesome. Why is light awesome?Ye.

WANT TO PARTNER WITH BIMBOLICIOUS?

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